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Title: It's The Little Things
Author: aviss
Pairing: Ichigo/Renji/Rukia
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: unconventional, "they had their own brand of affection"
A/N: Late fic for the 14th, sorry.
Word Count: 426

It's The Little Things

To the casual observer the interaction between Renji, Rukia and Ichigo would be puzzling at best, downright frightening at worst. Byakuya understands perfectly how that person would feel, having felt both emotions just looking at the three.

It's difficult to determine who is the most hot headed of them, or who is really in control. Though if Byakuya had to make a bet he'd say it's Rukia, and he has a feeling neither Ichigo nor Renji would even try to deny it.

Not if they know what's good for them.

It's funny how most people can't see past their shouting matches and constant arguments. Byakuya, however, has learned their language and his only reaction now is rolling his eyes, concealing his amusement at their antics.

"Rukia, you little bitch! I'm going to kill you!" I love you.

"I'll get you for that, Renji!" Tonight I top.

"That idiot lost again! You deal with him, I have no patience with losers." Comfort him for me, he won't let me.

"What the fuck do I need to do to get rid of you two?" Don't leave me.

"Are you always such a wimp? A little scratch and you're crying like a baby!" Be careful, please.

It's almost funny how very few people realize they have their particular brand of affection: they are not ones for eternal love declarations and flowers. But the love is there, clear for anyone with eyes to see.

Their fights, public and loud, involve much shouting and very few blows.

"They're at it again," Hitsugaya says in a much suffering voice falling into step with Byakuya on their way to the meeting. And yes, there they are, Rukia cuffing Ichigo and Renji on the head while they call her every single name in the book.

Byakuya says nothing, just nods and looks at his sister and her two unlikely partners. For what he can tell from their body language and the shouts echoing off the buildings, Ichigo is up shit creek, Renji not too far behind.

"Kurosaki-taichou, the meeting is about to start!" Kurosaki's Fukutaichou calls him and Ichigo dodges Rukia's kick and jumps to his fukutaichou's side.

"We're not done, you dumbass!" Rukia calls after him.

"He's going to be bottoming for a week," Byakuya hears Hitsugaya mumble and he is unable to conceal his snort. Maybe some people is more observant that he gives them credit for. Hitsugaya shots him a look. "I just wish they'd restrict their foreplay to their home."

Byakuya follows him inside the meeting room, amused.

Don't we all?




( 8 comments — Leave a comment )
Jun. 23rd, 2009 09:53 pm (UTC)
*giggle* cute!
Jul. 8th, 2009 07:46 pm (UTC)
Jun. 23rd, 2009 11:23 pm (UTC)
Bwahahahaha!! This is AWESOME! I love how it's from Byakuya's perspective and his translations are hilarious and adorable.

This is so cute, it made my heart melt a little, but the ending had me rolling. The two iciest bastards in Seireitei are the only ones who get it. *laughs* Perfect.
Jul. 8th, 2009 07:48 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Yes, they are probably the more observant ones, and the one who woulnd't really want to know XD
Jun. 24th, 2009 02:53 am (UTC)
OMGSH This is amazing! I love it. So cute.
Jul. 8th, 2009 07:48 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
Jun. 24th, 2009 12:44 pm (UTC)
I totally second annieroo2-- I love that it's Byakuya who gives us the story and Hitsugaya who confirms it! And that little moment of understanding between the two at the end is lovely-- Byakuya has someone to share his observations with whose feelings are similar if not exactly his.
Jul. 8th, 2009 07:49 pm (UTC)
Byakuya is such a funny character to write like this, and he's not one to let those things slip past him, even if he'd rather not know :) Thanks!
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